Us Magazine: Britney Spears’ obituary already written

This news should make Britney Spears slide a little further off her rocker: US magazine admits it has an obituary prepared for the troubled singer. This is not surprising when you consider that every major media outlet has the obituaries of hundreds of celebrities and other notables on ice until that fateful day when they need to go live with it.

Says US magazine:
“We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time. I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now… but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”